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Doctor Sqads Surgery
“Here,” says Dr,Sqad, handing the patient a urine specimen container.
“The bathroom’s over there.”
A few minutes later, the patient comes out of the bathroom.
“Thanks,” he says, returning the empty container.
“But there was a toilet in there, so I didn’t need this after all.”
A sick patient asked his doctor, ''Flu?''
Doctor Sqad replied, ''No, I came on my bicycle actually!''
A lady went to Doctor Sqad to complain about a pain in her side.
He informed her she was suffering from appendicitis and must undergo an operation.
Not quite trusting the doctor, she went to another physician for a second opinion.
This time, the doctor said her gall bladder has to be removed.
Feeling horrified at the diagnosis, the woman told her friend: "I'm returning to my first doctor. I'd rather have appendicitis, than my gall bladder removed."
An old woman went to see Doctor Squad about her constipation problem.
"It's horrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week."
"I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
"Yes, doctor," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a 20 minutes in the morning and again at night."
"No," the doctor said, `I mean do you take anything?"
"Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."
“The bathroom’s over there.”
A few minutes later, the patient comes out of the bathroom.
“Thanks,” he says, returning the empty container.
“But there was a toilet in there, so I didn’t need this after all.”
A sick patient asked his doctor, ''Flu?''
Doctor Sqad replied, ''No, I came on my bicycle actually!''
A lady went to Doctor Sqad to complain about a pain in her side.
He informed her she was suffering from appendicitis and must undergo an operation.
Not quite trusting the doctor, she went to another physician for a second opinion.
This time, the doctor said her gall bladder has to be removed.
Feeling horrified at the diagnosis, the woman told her friend: "I'm returning to my first doctor. I'd rather have appendicitis, than my gall bladder removed."
An old woman went to see Doctor Squad about her constipation problem.
"It's horrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week."
"I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
"Yes, doctor," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a 20 minutes in the morning and again at night."
"No," the doctor said, `I mean do you take anything?"
"Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."
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