Swearing

[Butterbun]

A 7 year old and his 4 year old brother in the bedroom at bedtime. 'You know what' said the 7 year old 'I think we're old enough now to start swearing so when we go down for breakfast in the morning I'll swear first then you' 'OK says the 4 year old.

At breakfast mum asks the 7 year old 'Ok, what do you want for breakfast?' 'I'll have coco pops b++ch'

WHACK! he flew out of his chair crying his eyes out. Mum looked at the 4 year old and said sternly 'And what do you want?'
Dunno, but it wont be f+++ing coco pops.