He Needs To Take Something For This....

Patsy33 | 12:37 Tue 15th Mar 2016 | Jokes

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A kleptomaniac walks in to Doctors surgery, chock a block with goods under his arms. Doc says, 'Please, take a seat' The patient who is obviously very upset replies, 'I don't think I can take any more Doc'.......

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It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things, literally.

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Ooh I know. They hang on to your every word...

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