Two Irish Nuns.................

[Shaglene]

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car in Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks in a car pulls up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us your ***, ye *** penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross."
So Sister Mary Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little Fookin w4nkers, before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!" Then Sister Mary Margaret looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?!"