Slightly Haunted

[marval]

A couple had trouble selling their home after strange apparitions and sounds forced them to admit that it was slightly haunted.

They asked the local estate agent to put a more positive spin on it.
This is what they advertised it as.

“A home suited for free spirits.”

“Mostly not haunted.”

“113 year-old Victorian still cared for by original owners.”

“A place for all your possessions.”

“This house has good bones.”

“Your kids will make new friends.”