I Was

[marval]

I was in a horse race, and I got to the finishing line and then I got hit in the eye by an apple seed.

I was pipped at the post.

[retrocop]

Never mind old Cox.

[Patsy33]

Core blimey!...

[Hopkirk]

You should ap peal

[Svejk]

Did an out cider win?

[Patsy33]

That must have been a sight for sore eyes!...

[Patsy33]

Ooh, that was clever Svejk!.......

[DTCwordfan]

John Peel never had no problems with this, D'ye ken.....?

[Hopkirk]

Can you be seeded in a horse race?

[marval]

I didn't win even though my horse was called Laxton's Fortune.

[Svejk]

I have to dessert you, marvel. My delicious dinner is cooking.

[marval]

Enjoy your dinner, I had Lord Lambourne round tonight.

[Patsy33]

I'm going to a Gala later..

[askyourgran]

Crumbled at the first fence.

[marval]

I shall toss and turn over a lot tonight.

[Patsy33]

I expect you're stewing it all over in your mind...

[marval]

Yes, and thinking of my friend Charlotte.

[Patsy33]

Ah yes, the pink lady..

[marval]

The pink lady is quite rude, she has lot of sauce.

[Khandro]

Was the race was won then, by an out-cider?

[elliemay1]

Is she a bit tarty?