A Chat

[marval]

Two Pheasants are having a chat

One says "fancy being chased into the sky by dogs and then being shot at?"

The other says "Only if you're game".

[marval]

It will DT, as long as I don't get goosed

[scorpiojo]

..or bittern

[Patsy33]

I see everyone is flocking to this joke thread!

[scorpiojo]

Swan of the best marval's posted :)

[marval]

I am just winging it now.

[marval]

Thank you scorpiojo, I shall have a gander for another one.

[scorpiojo]

Auk k

[marval]

Bits of my roof have blown off, it is only part ridge now.

[Patsy33]

Hope the pigeon loft is still in tact!

[frugalfred]

Bit of a bustard if it's blown down!

[frugalfred]

You be gannet, marval, can you finish it?

[Svejk]

Marval can go on teal tomorrow.

[Patsy33]

Or hen pecked....

[Butterbun]

moor-hen jokes please.

[Patsy33]

I'm such a bird brain at times! I followed on from an earlier answer.....

[marval]

Don't worry patsy, I just got helped home by a bird I was pigeon-toed.

[Patsy33]

Just putting some Dove cream on my turkey neck...

[Patsy33]

Just putting some Dove cream on my turkey neck...

[Patsy33]

So good, I had to tell you twice! (My OK button keeps sticking)...

[DTCwordfan]

Jackdaw will come around and unstick it for you, patsy.....