Sing While You're Sitting..

[Patsy33]

Just bought an ABBA toilet.
What a loo!......

[frugalfred]

You weren't bjorn yesterday, then!

[Prudie]

Sounds a super pooper

[DTCwordfan]

Bog awfffffulllll

[frugalfred]

Enough to drive one round the bend!

[Baldric]

I po I po I po I po I po! ;o)

[DTCwordfan]

Super Pooper smells are gonna gas me
But I won't feel blue
Like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you

I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow
All I do is eat and poop and sing
Wishing every show was the ABBA toilet show
(Wishing every show was the Abba toilet show)
So imagine I was glad to hear you're sitting
(Glad to hear you're sitting)
Suddenly I feel all right
(And suddenly it's gonna be)
And it's gonna be so different
When I'm on the toilet tonight

Tonight the
Super Pooper smells are gonna gas me
Shining like the sun
(Sooper Pooper)
Smiling, having fun
(Sooper Pooper)
Feeling like a number one
Tonight the
Sooper Pooper smells are gonna gas me
But I won't feel blue
(Sooper Pooper)
Like I always do
(Sooper Pooper)
I would set the toilet paper free!

Facing twenty thousand of your toilet friends
How can anyone be so lonely
Part of a crappy success that never ends
Still I'm thinking about you only
(Still I'm thinking about you only)
There are moments when I think I'm going shytety crazy
(Think I'm going shytey crazy)
But it's gonna be alright
(You'll soon be on the Abba toilet changing everything)
Everything will be so different
I would set the toilet paper free!

Tonight the
Super Pooper smells are gonna gas me
Shining like the sun
(Sooper Pooper)
Smiling, having fun
(Sooper Pooper)
Feeling like a number one
Tonight the
Sooper Pooper smells are gonna gas me
But I won't feel blue
(Sooper Pooper)
Like I always do
(Sooper Pooper)
I would set the toilet paper free!

So I'll be there when you arrive
The sight of you on the Abba toilet will prove I'm still alive
And when you take me in your arms
And hold me tight
I know it's gonna pong so much tonight

[frugalfred]

You can now have a Eurovision Pong Contest!

[Baldric]

Does your Mother know?

[Baldric]

Thank you for the mosaic

[Patsy33]

It's a Swedish make and very covienient..

[Baldric]

*um *um *iddle

[Patsy33]

Oohh arrr Baldrick, I'm flushing!..

[Baldric]

On and on and on.

[frugalfred]

Don't put Baldric on a pedestal!

[marval]

I have a dream of you on the toilet now.