The Will

[secsee1]

I was sitting at the computer the other day, drafting my will

and I called out to my wife,

"WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, MY LOVE!"

She shouted back,

"YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY B**T*RD!"

[1ozzy]

When my father died we were all gathered around his hospital bed.

"I leave my apartment block in Parramatta to you my dear" he said to my mum.

"I leave all my houses in Strathfield to you my sweet daughter" he gasped to my sister.

"And I leave all my commercial premises to you son" he wheezed to me.

"Wow" stated the nurse in attendance, "he must have been very wealthy".

"I wish" I replied, "he was a frigging window cleaner".

[Bazile]

1ozzy
I hope he didn't have ladders in his tights , when he was up his ladder