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Patsy33 | 18:33 Sat 14th May 2016 | Jokes
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Yesterday a book fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame...
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were you at the library or a tome?
18:36 Sat 14th May 2016
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Lucky you like light reading.
18:36 Sat 14th May 2016
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probably didn't use enough shelf raising flour.
20:20 Sat 14th May 2016
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Ironically, the book that fell on my head was 'Anti- Gravity'
21:32 Sat 14th May 2016
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I wanted to do some DIY the other day, so I went to the library and asked the librarian if she had any books on shelves.
15:01 Sun 15th May 2016
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Just discovered they have a library where I live. They kept that quiet.....
15:20 Sun 15th May 2016
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Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.
15:25 Sun 15th May 2016
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I'm reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it...
16:00 Sun 15th May 2016
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Dictionaries are so argumentative. One word leads to another.
16:02 Sun 15th May 2016
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A man goes into a library and asks, "Have you got The Grapes Of Wrath?"
The librarian says, "No, I always walk like this."
16:24 Sun 15th May 2016

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