Yorkshireman.

[Patsy33]

A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmith. He asks, "Can tha make a statute of me whippet"? "Of course sir", says the goldsmith. "Do you want him 18 carats?" "Nay lad, but ya can 'av im chewin bone if ya like".......

[waterboatman]

groan! :o}