Visit To Doctors

exarmy448 | 12:49 Thu 19th May 2016 | Jokes

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A chap visits his doctor with a rash all over his body. The doctor asks him to undress so he can examine him. Standing naked in front of the doctor the examination begins. Suddenly the doctor says. 'my God what a lovely golden brown pair of testicles you have'. The man tells the doctor to forget his testicles and get on with the examination which the doctor does. ' What it is', says the doctor, 'is your underwear is not being rinsed out properly and the detergent is causing the irritation and I will give you some cream, but before you get dressed can I have another look at your golden brown testicles as I think I could write paper to the BMA about them as I have never seen anything like them before. Do what you like says the man and he gets dressed and goes home.
His wife says how did you get on. 'How did I get on' says the chap 'its all your fault as you don't rinse out my underwear properly.
'Go on' says the wife 'blame me, I do the cooking,the shopping, take the kids to school, clean the house, pay all the bills, I'm so busy I don't even have time to wipe my a**e'.
And the man says And thats another thing I want to see you about,