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The Five Kinds Of Sex

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secsee1 | 09:03 Tue 31st May 2016 | Jokes
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The first kind is Smurf Sex
This happens during the honeymoon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face

The second kind is Kitchen Sex
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Including the kitchen table

The third kind is Bedroom Sex
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you've got to do it in the bedroom

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"

There is also a fifth kind of sex
Courtroom Sex

This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the court
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