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[marval]

As a shepherdess, I hear lots of jokes about sheep.

I used to tell them to my dog but he'd always herd them.

[EDDIE51]

Let's get the Flock out of here as the Good Shepherd said.

[Hopkirk]

A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.

"So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?"

"40," replies the dog.

"How can there be 40?" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!"

"I know," says the dog. "But I rounded them up."

[Patsy33]

I bet you had some good hooks....

[DaisyNonna]

Do you realise when you have been fleeced?

[tonyav]

That was a bit wooly, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

Got a few jumpers

[tonyav]

Did ewe, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

Are you trying to make me feel sheepish Tony?

[tonyav]

Noooo, Daisy. Wouldn't want you to feel penned in.

[Patsy33]

Have you heard any baa'd jokes?

[Shaglene]

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper.............