The Wine Taster............

[Shaglene]

At a winery, the regular Taster died.

The Director of the winery started looking for a new Taster to hire.

He ran notices of the position available but wasn't having much luck.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.

The Director wondered how to send him away... nicely.

He said ok and gave him a glass of wine for him to drink and send him on his way.

The drunk tried it and said:

'It's a Muscat , three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.'

"Wow ... That’s correct," said the Director completely shocked at the drunkard.

How could he make such a correct and astute guess?

Must be some kind of collusion he thought and he decided to give him another more expensive wine to drink.

The man took a drink from the glass and announced, “This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels, matured at 38 degrees. However, it requires three more years for the finest results.”

The Director, surprised again, stated, "Correct again," and quickly handed the man a third glass .

The man sampled it and declared, "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne , high grade and exclusive.”

The Director was astonished but determined to get rid of this bum. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.

She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it and calmly announced:

“It's a blond, 26 years old, three months pregnant."

And if I don’t get the job I’ll name the father."