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If Looks Could Kill.

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RATTER15 | 20:42 Sat 18th Jun 2016 | Jokes
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The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said "Is this your wife sir?"
Shocked, I answered "Yes."
They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said "I know, but she takes it up the *** and she's good with the kids..
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Charming. lol!
20:43 Sat 18th Jun 2016
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You been drinking?
20:44 Sat 18th Jun 2016
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Jackdaw33. "You been drinking?"

I'm on my 2nd cup of chamomile tea! I'm hardcore!!
20:46 Sat 18th Jun 2016

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