What Other Bribes Should We Accept?!

[Barmaid]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656016/If-stay-EU-acknowledge-1966-Wembley-goal-reserve-sun-loungers-towels-German-tabloid-Bild-offers-11-hilarious-bribes-reject-Brexit.html

Although heartily sick of Bremain/Brexit, this did make me laugh. I particularly liked the sun loungers comment.

What could other countries offer us in light hearted bribes?!!!

(This is a silly thread, for silly comments)

[Bazile]

We will stop sending over our expensive German market at christmas

[Old_Geezer]

See they do have a sense of humour.
(Wasn't ghost written by a Brit was it ?)

[Quoi]

pronounce all harsh-sounding german words with a little pause followed by a very engish 'ish' on the end.

[Psybbo]

Sour kraut?

[Zacs-Master]

Wel, the 'free wine trips to Rioja' voucher next to the ballot box did it for me.

[zebo]

The article impressed me, very funny for a German publication, not one of their strengths.
Start sending over Schweppes bitter orange, why can I only get that in Germany?

[Bertrum]

How about a German diesel car that actually attains its stated emissions