Joe Superhero

[paddyk]

One night there is a serious fire at a block of flats in Manchester. A woman and her baby are trapped on a 4th floor balcony. First on the scene is all-action hero Joe Hart. The woman is screaming as the fire brigade haven't arrived yet.
Joe Hart shouts up at her "Throw me your baby and I'll catch him"
Woman shouts back " No, No you might drop him"
Joe tries to reassure her "Don't worry - I'm the England Goalkeeper - I promise I'll catch him"
So the woman throws her baby to him and amazingly he makes a perfect catch.....................then he hesitates a second, bounces the baby 3 times on the floor and dropkicks it 60 yards up the street