A Humourous Look At Being British.

[Patsy33]

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese TV. And most of all being suspicious of anything foreign. Oh and...Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter. Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front. We might be British but by heck we're funny!!

[Zacs-Master]

Patsy.....the 1980s are on the phone. They say 'have you done with our cliché'.

[Mamyalynne]

You've not been in my bank - you have to go through an airlock to get in , a beggar when it breaks down.

Made me chuckle though, ta.

[Bertrum]

You forgot these
Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to
in the first place.
Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating
rink.
NOT TO MENTION..
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.
and finally...
In 2000 eight Brits were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.
Who needs the EU

[Zacs-Master]

And all of the above voted leave. It's a FACT I tells ya!

[Bertrum]

zm don't know how you worked it out but you're correct

[Patsy33]

Zacs Master, I don't think much has changed.... Mamyalynne, what a pain trying to get into your banks! Mine are a bit more trusting, tho pens usually go missing....

[queenofmean]

How can those that died vote leave...they already left

[Mamyalynne]

It'a a fix !! ;-)

[Psybbo]

Great post Patsy, we need some humour.