Careful Who You Talk To.

[marval]

A traveling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when he noticed
a very stunning woman smiling at him from across the piano bar.

In a causal manner he walked over and spoke to her as though he had known her all his life.

They were so taken with each other that they walked back to the desk and registered as husband and wife.

After a three day stay, the man walked up to the desk and informed the clerk that he was checking out.

The clerk presented him with his bill. It was for £1600.

"There must be a mistake here," he protested. "I have been here only
three days."

"Yes," replied the clerk, "But your wife has been here a month."