Judge

[Patsy33]

I was in court the other day and the Judge said to me "Have you ever been up before me?"
I replied, "I'm not sure, what time do you normally wake up?:)

[1ozzy]

I was charged with stealing fruit.
"How do you plead" asked the judge.

"I'm appealing" I replied.

[marval]

HaHa

The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I don't recognise this court!"

"Why?" asked the Judge.

"Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."

[Patsy33]

Lol. ( Love this type of humour)

[marval]

At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.

The judge said, “State your name, occupation, and the charge.”

The defendant said, “I m Sparks, I m an electrician, charged with battery.”

The judge winced and said, “Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!”

[EDDIE51]

The Judge is about to pass sentence.
He asks the defendant ''do you wish to say anything before I sentence you?''
The defendant replies '' F ..... All ''
The Judge is a bit deaf and asks the clerk ''What did he say?''
The clerk replies ''He said F ..... All ,your Honor ''
The Judges say ''That's strange I'm sure I saw his lips move''

[1ozzy]

Lawyers never give up trying.
They just lose their appeal.