Knockers

[Patsy33]

2 women knocked on my door today and started telling me about the bennefit of eating brown bread................
I think they where hovis witnesses:)

[tonyav]

Gawd, I'd have got a right cob on if they came to our house.

[Jackdaw33]

Talking of knockers, a large department store near me once had a section in the hardware department called 'Knobs and Knockers'.

[Togo]

Obviously an upper crust area.

[tonyav]

I'd have told them to go visit my naan in the cottage down the road, she likes a chat.

[marval]

Crumbs roll on the next lot who tell you about vacuum cleaners Jehoovers witnesses.

[Mamyalynne]

Knockers and indeed knobs can be a nuisance, but it doesn't end there ;-)


http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Home-and-Garden/Question980596.html

[tonyav]

Thudddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

[Mamyalynne]

I know, I've had my doors bricked up after all the kerfuffle.

[tonyav]

Did you draught proof the flaps though, Mamya ?.

[Mamyalynne]

Ah......

[Mamyalynne]

I've knitted a big sausage.

[tonyav]

Don't blame you, nothing worse than a stiff breeze around the trossachs this time of the year.