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'armless Joke.

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Patsy33 | 21:03 Wed 05th Oct 2016 | Jokes
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I saw my mate Bill this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
I shouted - "Where you off to, Bill?"
He said, "I'm off to change a light bulb."
Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said,
"That's gonna be a bit awkward isn't it?"
"Not really", he said, "I still have the receipt, you insensitive barstard."
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Bit one-sided imo ;o)
A man with 3 heads no arms and only one leg is waiting at the bus stop.
The bus pulls up and the driver looks down at him and says '' Hello Hello Hello, you look 'armless Hop on''
Socket to 'em, Patsy! It wasn't his volt he'd only got one arm, watt? Bill's a bit of a live wire, anyway.
frugelfred, only one watt? that's not very bright.
Did you know that the chances of the next person you meet having more than the average number of arms are extremely high - fact.
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It's a wonder he didn't hit the ceiling!

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