Why Not

[Bazile]

A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order a drink.
The bartender walks over and says- ''I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve your kind here''

The mushroom sits back and asks ,- ''Why not? I'm a fun guy .

[Patsy33]

Should've gone further afield.......

[rsvp]

Groan.......but in a good way

[frugalfred]

So what is the morel of this story?

[melv16]

As the bar was very small it said there's not mushroom in here....

[zebo]

Such a shitake joke.

[Patsy33]

Have you tried that one in Portobello Road?

[Bazile]

After being told that by the bartender , the mushroom disappeared out of the bar , like magic

[andypipwilly]

A guy walks into the doctor's office. A carrot stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a mushroom stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/mushroomjokes.html

[Patsy33]

I should get your Oyster card and go somewhere else mate!