Moaner.

[Patsy33]

A friend who is a contortionist, is always moaning about the way she looks. I told her to get over herself!

[andypipwilly]

The show host declared to the packed audience that he would be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who said he could no longer make ends meet.

[cupid04]

There was a guy married to a beautiful contortionist until she broke it off!

[Patsy33]

Haha you had me doubled up!

[cupid04]

I nearly disappeared up my own @rse

[Togo]

There once was a woman in Boulder
Who could put her feet flat on her shoulder
The contortionist queen
From the east Phillipines
They called her the Manila folder

[Patsy33]

Ha ha...My friend got quite upset when I told her off. She said she values our friendship and would bend over backwards for me. Tut......

[Sipowicz]

Tell her not to get her knickers in a twist!

[Patsy33]

I think she's screwed up....

[andypipwilly]

This is getting naughty...............don't go & put your foot in your mouth!

[Patsy33]

Never ask a contortionist to play Twister......