Knock Knock

[marval]

I went to answer a knock on the door this morning.

Outside was a very small man leafing through a paperback book.

"You're a little chap, how tall are you?" I asked.

"I'm three feet three inches tall," he replied.

"Well, why have you knocked on my door?" I asked him.

"Because I'm the metre reader."

[tonyav]

Did he put his foot in the door ?.

[marval]

He put something in the door, not sure it was a foot though.

[tonyav]

Hope you didn't slam the door or his foot would have turned to inches.

[marval]

HaHa tony.

[Patsy33]

Have you got gas Marval?

[marval]

Sorry Patsy, it's the beans I had tonight.

[Patsy33]

Or electric?

[marval]

I have both.

[tonyav]

marval
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Sorry Patsy, it's the beans I had tonight.

tut tut, and I was blaming the fireworks.

[marval]

Oops, I was hoping to get away with it.