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trt | 14:33 Sat 17th Dec 2016 | Jokes
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Sad news from the Nestlé factory today.

A worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking.

He called for help repeatedly, but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his colleagues cheered...
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You're kidding!
14:37 Sat 17th Dec 2016
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Do you think all white?
14:39 Sat 17th Dec 2016
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That's what you call a Chocolate drop!
15:55 Sat 17th Dec 2016
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Duh! Do you think the poor man's all white?
17:47 Sat 17th Dec 2016
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It would have been a Marathon effort pulling him out of that lot.
17:53 Sat 17th Dec 2016
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Crunchie time I'd say
23:54 Sat 17th Dec 2016
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Could have been Wagon Wheels
23:59 Sat 17th Dec 2016

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