Teacher Stands Up

[arjay]

The Teacher says to the class: Anyone here who thinks they are stupid stand up.
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said whoever thinks they are stupid should STAND UP!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just felt bad with you being the only one standing.

[Tilly2]

There's a Little Johnny in every class!

[weecalf]

Wee johnny should be left school about 70 years ago