A Bit Short

[marval]

Little Johnny, a fine Catholic lad, was out looking for trouble.

He tripped people up on the street, threw bricks through windows, smacked folks on the top of the head, until a passing cop stopped him.

"What's going on here!" bellowed the officer.

"It's like this officer," winked Little Johnny.

"I am on my way over to the church to go to confession, and I'm a little short of material."