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-SharonA- | 14:42 Tue 31st Jan 2017 | Jokes
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Last night I had telephone sex...........
I've just come back from the chemist with the morning after bill............
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Do you speak to your wife after sex?
Yes, if there is a phone handy...........
Nice one Sharon.

P A Y G ??
Hope you don't catch a STD
LOL @Baldric!

. . . & @ Prudie ;-)
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Buenchico!!!
Do I speak to my wife after sex? Nah, I don't want to disturb her!

Brings a whole new meaning to 'Give us a ring sometime'
I just use her curtains.....
With all this phone sex, don't be surprised to end up with hearing aids!
I would have thought that a phone didn't make for a great sex toy, unless it had a buzzer or redial function.

I don't usually read jokes on AB but those were brilliant. :)
Ring, ring, why don't you give me a call...
Afterwards I normally say "That was great!"....Mrs B replies "Oh, Have you started yet!".....

hrrrmphh!

Is that an Advert @ 14:11?
;o)
I hope you pushed all the right buttons!
Just seeing how far I could go, Balders ;-))

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