Not A Fan.

[Patsy33]

I've just realised, I'm not a fan of lemon preserve.
It's just a curd to me..


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[tonyav]

Well thank gawd it curd to you, you'd be in a jam if it hadn't.

[bookbinder]

I won't spread it around.

[Zacs-Master]

I bet you've got a zest for life tho!

[Patsy33]

Lemons don't a peel to me, what with all that pith!..

[tonyav]

No need to get the pip over it though, Patsy.

[Patsy33]

Don't upset me Tone, you'll re juice me to tears

[RATTER15]

I used to love tractors and all things tractor, I've now gone right off them.

I'm an extractor fan

[Tilly2]

You must be going round in circles, Ratter.

[RATTER15]

I am Tilly, but keeping cool!

[Tilly2]

Start a revolution, Ratter.

[marval]

A pity you don't like lemons, I thought you could help me and be my lemon aid.

[DTCwordfan]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are lying in bed one night. Sherlock runs off to the kitchen and comes back with a jar of lemon curd.

Quickly he turns Dr Watson over onto his knees and starts smearing it around his bum.

"Sherlock,what the hell are you doing?" Dr Watson gasps.

Sherlock smiles and replies.
"It's a lemon entry my dear Watson".

[kawanabe]

Yuck