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Patsy33 | 20:30 Mon 20th Feb 2017 | Jokes
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A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like to be.

Stallone says "I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart"

So the Director says, "Very well, you can be Mozart" Then he turns to Arnie and says "Arnie, who would you like to play ?"

And Arnie says "Ah'll be Bach!"
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I will re read this when I come back from chopin, I have my liszt ready.
21:52 Mon 20th Feb 2017
I will re read this when I come back from chopin, I have my liszt ready.
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Chopin done Marval?Are you Bach? I must tell you that Mozart is sly.....
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I am bach, I shall go to bed soon. I can't handel staying up much longer. I hope my neighbour's dog is asleep he does Offenbach.
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Night night Marval, I expect you've had a Bizet day......
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Was catering Grieg's pasties?

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