Water Bottle

[marval]

The Lord of the manor had a butler named Wibble.

One day he called Wibble and said, "What about running my bath, Wibble?"

"Certainly, Sir," replied Wibble. "Will there be anything else my lord?"

"Yes, Wibble, what about my dressing gown."

"Certainly, Sir. Will there be anything else my lord?"

"Yes, Wibble, what about my carpet slippers."

"Certainly, Sir, will there be anything else my lord?"

"No, Wibble. If I require anything else I shall call you."

With that, the old lord lowered himself into the water and let go a long, loud fart.

Five minutes later, Wibble returned with a hot water bottle on a silver tray.

"Here you are, my lord, your hot water bottle."

"I never asked for that," said his lordship.

Wibble replied, "But you did, my lord. As you lowered yourself into the bath, I distinctly heard you say, 'Whadabowdawadderboddlewibble.'"

[Dinapal]

There is a lot of this bath time flatulence about.!

Bill and Ben were in the bath tub, Bill said to Ben flubbalubalub, Ben said that stinks!

[DTCwordfan]

this one stinks.

[Patsy33]

That Lord of the manor talks out of his backside half the time....

[zebo]

His own made Jacuzzi, a la Eddie Murphy in Trading Places.

[Shaglene]

That was long winded.............

[cupid04]

LOL!

[Mamyalynne]

The way we tell that one is - The Butler is named Robert and the punchline is , 'I heard you call- bring us a bottle of bourbon Bob'.