I Dropped

[Patsy33]

I popped into Off License earlier and on the way home I dropped my shopping bag in a puddle. It really dampened my spirits ....

[Dinapal]

What did you get a Gin Sling?

[Baldric]

That was a rum thing to happen.

[gness]

I'd be whining too, Patsy..... :-(

[Bazile]

Never mind - pick your spirits up , with a glass of Southern Comfort

[emmie]

gin sling your way out of that one.

[Patsy33]

I might con-cider having it delivered in future..

[emmie]

thats a lot of bullshot.

[Dinapal]

Did it happen as a result of a Tanglefoot?

[Bazile]

Never mind - keep your ghin up

[Samjenko]

You have a good grouse, if you want to.

[Dinapal]

Sorry to hear that Ben. You must of been hopping mad!

[Dinapal]

I imagine the air was like a Blue Nun with loads of Bloody Marys!

[Patsy33]

It could have been a smashing time..

[Patsy33]

I'm usually a lager than life person but this nearly made me lose my bottle..

[emmie]

are you having a whisky a go go.....

[Patsy33]

No, I'm ready tequila!

[emmie]

you will suffer from after shock if you're not careful

[elliemay1]

Don't 'con-cider having it delivered in future.' Have another shot at getting it yourself.

[Dinapal]

Drop in on Smowball and she may offer you a Snowball

[Dinapal]

Next time hire a Porter.