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Patsy33 | 19:39 Sun 19th Mar 2017 | Jokes
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Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it. He phones the Police and says, 'Bejaysus i've just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb'
Is it ticking, the operator asks

No i tink it's beef, says Paddy
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Shaglene
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If it went off, it could be sandwich spread.....
08:44 Mon 20th Mar 2017
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If it went off, it could be sandwich spread.....
08:44 Mon 20th Mar 2017
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A veritable explosion of flavour in the mouth.
08:46 Mon 20th Mar 2017
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Don't geddit...ticking?
08:48 Mon 20th Mar 2017
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Chicken, for clucks sake.
08:50 Mon 20th Mar 2017
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ahhh!

Ta :-)
08:51 Mon 20th Mar 2017
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lol...my joke for the day !
08:52 Mon 20th Mar 2017
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No problem me duck. :)
08:56 Mon 20th Mar 2017
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sounds like he used his loaf calling the police
09:58 Mon 20th Mar 2017
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crumbs!
10:00 Mon 20th Mar 2017

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