Little Johnny walked into his father's bedroom one day and caught him sitting on the side of his bed slipping on a cond0m. The father, in his attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it , swiftly bent over as if to look under the bed.
"What are ya doing Dad? "
Thinking quickly, the father said "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed "
Little Johnny said "Whatya gonna do, *** him ?"