Poor Paddy

bhg481 | 07:23 Thu 06th Apr 2017 | Jokes

4 Answers

The pub had not been open long
when paddy struggled in.
The tears flowed freely from his eyes
and dribbled down his chin.

The publican was most concerned
at Pats distressing state.
Come in and sit and talk a while
now what's the matter mate?

Through the tears and sobs Pat blurted out
me ma in Irelands passed away,
me sister phoned this morning
and the funerals on today.

Ah come now Pat just sit with me
and have this tot of rum,
just think of all the good times
that you had with your dear mum.

The rum and kind words settled Pat
and slightly worse for wear
he staggered home to get some rest
his grief alone to bear.

But morning saw Pat back again
and looking grim no doubt.
Ah come on Pat the barman said
we had this sorted out.

I was ok Patrick replied
sure things were going swell.
But me brother called me up last night
and his ma's died as well.