Call Me

[marval]

"Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair.

"I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?"

"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" Asked his wife.

The husband replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a cow!"

[Hopkirk]

I bet she was a *** after that.

[Hopkirk]

female dog (why is *** in the auto censor?)

[Tilly2]

And she said 'You're a vet.' Job done.