Never Ask A Man

[marval]

While shopping for holiday clothes, a man and woman passed a display of swimming costumes.

It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since she had even considered buying a costume, so she sought her husband's advice.

"What do you think?" she asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"

"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."

[Arksided]

A man would never say that for health and safety reasons.