Friday Fun

[Caran]

Subject: FW: Joke

Getting Married Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.

Jack addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds"

Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jack: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "Yes"

Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We do..."

Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?"

Pharmacist: "Yes."

Jack: "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list.."

[Caran]

I didn't mean to do this one, I was trying to copy another one, sorry.

[Buenchico]

Thanks for that, Caran.

I like jokes where you keep thing "where the hell is this going?" right up until the punchline!

[Butterbun]

That made me laugh.
:-)

[HansUrbancka]

I like it. Sounds to me that Jack was on old softie. A bit like me!!

Hans

[HansUrbancka]

Is it true that Jack and Gill did get married and within a week Jack visited his GP complaining of stiffness in his neck and it was diagnosed that he was swallowing too slowly his Viagra tablets.

Hans.

[Caran]

Love it Hans!

[Buenchico]

Not really relevant but it made me smile so I'll post it anyway ;-)
https://valentinagurarie.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/love1.png

[Mamyalynne]

Get Jack and Gill to pick you up some memory medicine, you posted this last week.


Still funny though.

[Caran]

I know I did Mamya, that's why I apologised. I tried to post something else but this came up instead.

[Mamyalynne]

Easily done.

[Caran]

I like that Chris.