God Said..

Patsy33 | 12:01 Sat 24th Jun 2017 | Jokes

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And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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The Lord said unto Moses 'Let there be light'. And there was light and you could see for miles.

God said unto Moses:
All Jews shall have round noses.
Except for Aaron, he can have a square'un.
(One of my father's from over 60 years ago.)

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Ha ha ha....!

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