Masturbation

[Hymie]

On one occasion during my teenage years – my mum walked into my room and said ‘You’ll go blind if you do that.’


I was so embarrassed, I dropped my binoculars and missed the eclipse.

[jno]

wel,, one of you got an eyeful

[marval]

A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked. "You need to stop masturbating so much," the optometrist says. "Why?" asks the man. "Is it going to make me go blind?" The optometrist looks around and says "no, but it's making the other patients very uncomfortable."

[Baldric]

That's handy.

[zebo]

Pull the other one!