Excuses For Wearing Your Wife's Underwear

marval | 20:35 Fri 11th Aug 2017 | Jokes

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10. I must have put them on by mistake in the dark.

9. I didn't have any clean ones left

8. They make me feel closer to you.

7. I grew up getting my older sister's hand-me-downs.

6. Boxers don't come in pink.

5. There must have been a crease in the name, I thought it said Hanes for men.

4. It gives me greater empathy for the plight of women.

3. Men's underwear chafes my skin.

2. Sorry, I thought they were your mum's.

1. Does my butt look good in these?

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Old_Geezer

If you fit into your wife's underwear, then you have nothing to hide.

Quoi

They were mine in the first place - she borrowed them!

Peter Pedant

yeah the revd ian paisley used to make his wife wear knickers with green and gold motifs on them...

because he liked taking down the tricolour every night !