Funny Things You've Heard This Week

[queenofmean]

Dad came in to the Emergency Dental Appointment I had at the weekend.

The dentist and assistant said in unison - you have amazing teeth!

I apparently looked at them with an expression of 'if I have such good teeth why the hell am I here'

Made me chuckle and made dad laugh too.

[naomi24]

A joke here:

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1566116.html

I told it to my husband when he came in from the office - and off I went again into fits of laughter. I do so love 'daft'.

[queenofmean]

That's a cracker Naomi!

[naomi24]

I've designated it the best joke ever!