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Berniecuddles2 | 07:00 Wed 23rd Aug 2017 | Jokes
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I had to fire my masseuse today.
She rubbed me up the wrong way!
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so, she went against the grain then ?
07:07 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
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yes it hurt lol
07:09 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
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wax on
wax off

:-)))))
07:13 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
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Ahhh Mr. Miyagi 
07:19 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
Avatar Image Khandro
You obviously got the wrong massage.
07:24 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
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No happy ending then?
08:40 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
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no ozzy ive stiffened up
08:46 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
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Better get a grip on yerself then Bernie ;-/
08:57 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
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i might wait for cupid lol
09:00 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
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Was she all fingers and thumbs?
13:13 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
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I thought my ears were burning...
00:00 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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I had to grab hold of some cupes lol xx
05:30 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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Something grr
05:30 Thu 24th Aug 2017

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