Thai Girlfriend

[Patsy33]

My mates Thai girlfriend told him that a small penis shouldn't spoil their sex life,
he said she may be right, but he'd prefer it if she didn't have one. I'm

[Tilly2]

I'm ?

[Patsy33]

I've no idea how I'm on there Tilly! Scrub that.

[Arksided]

Lol.

[Berniecuddles2]

A man is in bed with his Thai girlfriend. After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occasions. Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, 'Why do you love doing that?' She replies: 'Because I really miss mine'

[Patsy33]

LOL! Berniecuddles!
I bet he wishes he was a magician so he could disappear!...

[DTCwordfan]

What's the Thai speed limit for sex?
68 because at 69 you have to turn around......