Mitre?

Berniecuddles2 | 10:29 Wed 06th Sep 2017 | Jokes

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Bishop: Has anyone seen my pointy hat?
Vicar: Mitre?
Bishop: Don't muck me about, mate. Have you seen it or not?

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I'll probably kick myself in a minute but can someone explain this to me?...

A bishop's hat is called a mitre.
Mitre=might have!

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There! I've kicked myself! Thanks. :-)

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i take my hat off to you

Vicar: Which one?
Bishop: No, not that one!

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How do you know he was a bishop? Was he moving diagonally?

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