Jehovah

[albaqwerty]

Saturday morning the weather was too bad to play golf.

I was bored with nothing to do.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door


I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir,

I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

" So I said, "Come in and sit dow

I offered him a fresh glass of juice and
asked, "What do you want to talk about?"


He said,'' Booggered if I know. Nobody's
ever let me in before."

[Berniecuddles2]

LOL
Same person knocked on my door and said " I'm a jehovas witness"
I said "sorry I can't help I never saw the accident"

[marval]

lol

I had a man come round trying to sell me a vacuum cleaner.

He was a jehoover's witness.

[Hopkirk]

What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and my old banger?

You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.