Two Obsessions!

[Berniecuddles2]

My wife left me cos I was obsessed with cricket!
She said it was over....It hit me for six!

My wife and daughter both left me cos of my obsession for horse racing!
And there off!!

[DTCwordfan]

Bit jumpy are we this morning? I guess the marriage is 'over.'

[Garaman]

Did she actually say cos you were obsessed with cricket, or did she say cos you were bats?

[Patsy33]

Nothing to do with the sticky wicket then?

[aelmpvw]

you haven't bowled the maiden over then?

[Patsy33]

Did you consider it might be because of all the runs?.....

[aelmpvw]

we're on a sticky wicket with all these puns

[Berniecuddles2]

i'm stumped for an answer

[jim360]

She must have wanted to bail out.

[1ozzy]

I thought I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.

But take a look at me now

[Berniecuddles2]

blimey jim we're you hiding in the covers ?

[murraymints]

howzat Cuddles ?

[murraymints]

you need to rein in the gee gees !

[jim360]

Yes, luckily gave the people I was hiding from the slip (and legged it).

[Berniecuddles2]

lol

[murraymints]

creased with laughter I am

[Berniecuddles2]

i have no boundaries to my jokes!!

[Berniecuddles2]

MM lol you've bowled me over xxx

[murraymints]

you must have ran out of them now

[jim360]

There's no point in me trying to think of any more... I'm stumped.

[Berniecuddles2]

bails to that jim!