Tough Fight

[marval]

One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him.
Murphy and the thief began to wrestle.

They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight.

However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.

The thief then went through Murphy’s pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Murphy was 25 pence.

The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Murphy why he had bothered to fight so hard for 25 pence.

“Was that all you wanted?" Murphy replied, “I thought you were after the five hundred pounds I’ve got in me shoe!"

[tonyav]

I’ve got in me shoe!"

Shoe !
I'd have thought Wellington ( with L or R written on it ).

[Patsy33]

Haha...